TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME TWO – EP.10
WELCOME TO THE VOLUME TWO FINALE!
In this episode we take a right hard look at the Olympics and investigate just how badly stag do organisation can go when left in the hands of problematic individuals.
Horrific lies are revealed and berated with particular attention given to Chris’s blatant workplace recklessness.
Blue Peter make a Fleshlight, Jimmy goes to work on the Hadron Collider but has to get past the tramps and Jean gets the Yakults in for the New Year…
TAP News, TAP Tips (Now televised), Listener Pish and TAP Conspiracies…. It’s all here.
TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME TWO – EP.9
We’re back to a full compliment this week as Stuart comes in for his dinner!
This episode brings you Chris doing his finest Donald Pleasence impersonation, Stuart not doing his Adam Richmond and Craig revealing his aggressive love for cheap beans. We meet Graham, the invincible driver, hear sordid tales of sleeping in cars…. in pants and wonder what the hell this Pokemon business is all about.
Russell brings a yawning based TAP Tip to the table and Chris investigates the notion that NASA might be totally at it.
Regular bit Listener Pish returns and asks, have you ever had a rival? Which leads to Olympic sport type revelations.
TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME TWO – EP.8
In this episode, Stuart goes MIA!
We make do by giving Brexit some airtime while being distracted by Snake Plissken. Chris divulges the secrets of The Bo’ness Fair, we try to work out if ghosts are among us and super powers are abused.
This podcast is only one of an infinite number of realities.
TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME TWO – EP.7
This week we welcome back serial guest, Craig Moncur and his ridiculously show offy tech set up.
We discuss this episode’s featured movie, the seminal Human Centipede 3. Eric Roberts is given a ridiculous amount of love and the concept of ‘Matrix Shites’ is born. A new bit, TAP Conspiracies is spawned from the hell-fires of of the flat earth theory and Listener Pish leads to talk of nasty threads.
Danny Dyer talks hard as nails aliens and a toilet dwelling Boa Constrictor WILL bite yer bum…
Can I speak to your manager? Was I in Gremlins?
TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME TWO – EP.6
This week, we welcome our EXTRA SPECIAL guest, filmmaker Craig-James Moncur!
We chat aspect ratios, cuddling tigers, single fags, what we wouldn’t do if Ben Stiller asked us to, zombie movements, TEETH (3D), Affluenza, mass demonic possession in Peruvian schools and Flumps.
Regular bits Listener Pish, TAP News and TAP Tips take us to far flung places while TAP Dance makes a half-hearted yet welcome return.
TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME TWO – EP.5
In this episode, we chat the BAFTA Scotland New Talent Awards where Last Exit to Ricklesburgh was nominated. The film, ALIVE is remembered fondly as well as video shops and primitive TV functions.
Ever heard of ‘Bed Pants’? Or ‘Bath Pants’? No? Well you’ll need both, especially if you’re going to be watching a film for 30 days…
Listener Pish throws up Angler Cats, Lion Trees and the official John Craven Washing Up Implement and how much is it to get onto the rings of Saturn? Does it cost money?
TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME TWO – EP.4
**The unashamedly upbeat episode**
Imagine your nickname was a popular biscuit…
Chris’s brand new haircut injects a strength into the man previously felt only by THOR himself. Stuart continues to seek an Android charger and Russell trusts NO ONE with his stuff.
New bits, TAP Tips and TAP Dance return with Listener Pish delivering crumbly reprobates you’d never pal about with.
TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME TWO – EP.3
It’s a JAM PACKED show this week where we introduce TWO new sections in the form of TAP TIPS and TAP DANCE, both of which will make all of our lives that wee bit easier.
Alongside that good stuff will be regular favourites, Listener Pish where we tackle perhaps the most taboo word in the English language and we learn about how legendary Beatles producer George Martin didn’t always have his mind on the job and TAP News takes us into the lives and mind of sinister knitting enthusiasts.
TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME TWO – EP.2
After a brief hiatus whilst Stuart was away gallivanting, TAPcast returns and sees Chris proclaim his love for Valentines Day. Russell gets in on the act by gushing about the virtues of humanity and Stuart talks about how his trip to Berlin was a sober, early night affair. Removing beasts from their natural habitat for the sake of a good selfie is celebrated in TAP News, Listener Pish hails the freezer aisle and the lads all agree there’s nothing quite like a good plate of tubes.
TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME TWO – EP.1
Volume Two opens up with a houseful of people watching the proceedings which makes everything go really FAST. The Oscars are looked at alongside suggestions for a new series of Making a Murderer. Listener Pish gets weird and TAP News gets weirder. Chris shares his new diet secrets, Russell shows off his fancy new mic and Stuart tries to keep his kid on the straight and narrow.
It’s all a bit breakneck…
TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOL.2 TEASER