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TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME THREE – EP.10

It’s with a heavy heart and a heavier colon that we bid farewell to TAPcast forever.  But NEVER FEAR, we’ll be back… with something new… somewhere else… somewhere exciting…

We’re leaving you with a BUMPER show!  Our longest ever and it’s bursting with favourites, old and new.

Listener Pish brings us a Trans-Atlantic question on TV torture while we chat school janny business and serving slop to bairnsTAP Tips makes a last gasp return which leads to a quite horrific confession from Craig and we welcome back an old friend from beyond the grave.

John and John Paul rock up for some Netflix Pitches, Jean & John go for the car on Mr & Mrs and on the last ever TAP News, everything goes a bit mental.  We blame it on Brexit.

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!

Thanks to EVERYONE for tuning in over the last 30 episodes.  It’s been a big drunken hoot.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME THREE – EP.9

Tune in for the 2nd last show, EVER (we’re moving to a bigger hoose) which does NOT feature Craig as he’s away recycling but it does feature melba toast and shite shoaps on cruises.

We speak to Russell about his new job, discuss our favourite pubs and discover the inner workings of the mystical Weegie Board.

Chris talks about doing the splits, silent letters are given a slap and John and John Paul come in for some Netflix Pitches.

If you’re hungry after all of that, THERE’S A YELLA PAGES THERE!


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME THREE – EP.8

Episode 8 is a stuffed episode where we discover what jobs the boys would do in the eventuality of war, Russell speaks in tongues and we learn that ANYHING can be deep fried.

We talk the general erection and restaurant runners, as well as getting to the bottom of our TAP v Food preferences.

TAP News brings God’s will and Listener Pish brings us John Paul’s holidays.

A brand new bit, Netflix Pitches is launched with a couple of sure fire blockbusters.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME THREE – EP.7

This week, Craig (rightfully) takes some heat for his strange choice of tie and Russell recalls a bumbling meeting with a hero of his at the BBC.

Chris regales the group with tales of the mysterious and mystical, Kirkcaldy Rejects and Stuart questions banal Facebook shitListener Pish makes a return where we go from awards ceremony bathroom nightmares to what to do about creative laziness.

Oh…and there’s Chucknell.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME THREE – EP.6

Due to some upcoming new stuff, we’re keeping ’em shorter from now on but not without a well-aimed aimed punch!

This week, we look at The Oscars, musicals, Chris’s big watches and in TAP News, we investigate unwanted lottery wins.  We also meet John Paul, the son of Jean and John.  He’s a nice laddie…if you’ve got fags on you.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME THREE – EP.5

This episode we look a shan dreams, massive ridiculous crushing machinery, Russell’s hairy back and nippy Oscars.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME THREE – EP.4

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!  We’re back for 2k17 and Chris has fixed his shit, meaning the pod is once again listenable!

To chime this new arbitrary passage of time we chat Stevie and Dode, Craig’s musical tastes and celebrity enemas.  Project managing the building of the Death Star creates logistical issues as does Christmas telly and Man Date aftershave.  We ponder how Jean’s Christmas panned out and Chris regales us with tales of water chips.

Do you watch strong man?  Do you know where a banana should be in the supermarket?  Is 2016 evil?  Can Chris sing George Michael?  What would you do if you received a death threat email?  What day is bin day?


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME THREE – EP.3

MERRY CHRISTMAS!  Well, it’s finished now but we’re on a mission to keep it going by bringing you a Christmas Special the likes of which YOU’VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE (Chris was using new recording software, normal service will be resumed in Episode 4).

We chat about how the new Death Star was funded, what Vader’s pants are made of, we celebrate the genius of Stephen Hawking and ponder the mystery and majesty of the King Rib.

Listener Pish makes a raucous return where we sort out a love life, solve a Castaway mystery and reveal our favourite leather garments.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME THREE – EP.2

This is what happens when you have the production meeting BEFORE the podcast.

We chat Craig’s fancy holiday and Chris’s foray into the world of Turkish Jeans emporiums. Russell gets para in Amsterdam and Stuart goes to the BAFTAs.

We attempt a movie quiz which quickly descends into farce, big jaikets and oven gloves are discussed with Rocky’s training also given a thorough going over.

Oh, and Stuart is blazing drunk.


TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOLUME THREE – EP.1

To kick off, we reveal the new audience participation game Shite Coaks which we think will take off the length and breadth of Bo’ness.  Stuart talks Toronto, Chris has a beef with the TV licence and Russell ponders just how sick of Dominos Julian Assange must be.  No one’s bothered though, as long as we can eat macaroni in the popular holiday resort of Debris.

TAP News celebrates Kumbuka, the Ribena-loving gorilla, a big favourite of David Atom Burger.  Blame it on the Ailyins.

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