TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOL.3 – EP2

This is what happens when you have the production meeting BEFORE the podcast.

We chat Craig’s fancy holiday and Chris’s foray into the world of Turkish Jeans emporiums. Russell gets para in Amsterdam and Stuart goes to the BAFTAs.

We attempt a movie quiz which quickly descends into farce, big jaikets and oven gloves are discussed with Rocky’s training also given a thorough going over.

Oh, and Stuart is blazing drunk.

We WILL return with a normal show in the next week or so but we thought you should be given access to this shambolic disgrace.

WHEN THINGS DON’T GO TO PLAN

Take a look behind the scenes of shooting Episode One of Last Exit to Ricklesburgh.

Things don’t always go to plan and speaking with your mouth isn’t as easy as it looks.

WATCH EPISODE ONE HERE!

TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOL.3 – EP1

WE’RE BACK WITH VOLUME 3!

To kick off, we reveal the new audience participation game Shite Coaks which we think will take off the length and breadth of Bo’ness. Stuart talks Toronto, Chris has a beef with the TV licence and Russell ponders just how sick of Dominos Julian Assange must be. No one’s bothered though, as long as we can eat macaroni in the popular holiday resort of Debris.

TAP News celebrates Kumbuka, the Ribena-loving gorilla, a big favourite of David Atom Burger. Blame it on the Ailyins.

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CHECK OOT BIRDHEAD’S NEW MUSIC VIDEO – CUSTOM MUSCLE

CHECK OOT BLACK INTERNATIONAL’S NEW MUSIC VIDEO – SHINING SWORDS

TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOL.2 – EP10

WELCOME TO THE VOLUME TWO FINALE!

In this episode we take a right hard look at the Olympics and investigate just how badly stag do organisation can go when left in the hands of problematic individuals.

Horrific lies are revealed and berated with particular attention given to Chris’s blatant workplace recklessness.

Blue Peter make a Fleshlight, Jimmy goes to work on the Hadron Collider but has to get past the tramps and Jean gets the Yakults in for the New Year…

TAP News, TAP Tips (Now televised), Listener Pish and TAP Conspiracies…. It’s all here.

SHIVA’s TRIDENT Ancient Symbol Of Destruction at CERN

HUMAN SACRIFICE AT GENEVA’S CERN LAB

BED AND BREAKFAST TRAILER

TAP TIPS LIVE!

TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOL.2 – EP9

We’re back to a full compliment this week as Stuart comes in for his dinner!

This episode brings you Chris doing his finest Donald Pleasence impersonation, Stuart not doing his Adam Richmond and Craig revealing his aggressive love for cheap beans. We meet Graham, the invincible driver, hear sordid tales of sleeping in cars…. in pants and wonder what the hell this Pokemon business is all about.

Russell brings a yawning based TAP Tip to the table and Chris investigates the notion that NASA might be totally at it.

Regular bit Listener Pish returns and asks, have you ever had a rival? Which leads to Olympic sport type revelations.

SMELL BETTER

TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOL.2 – EP8

In this episode, Stuart goes MIA!

We make do by giving Brexit some airtime while being distracted by Snake Plissken. Chris divulges the secrets of The Bo’ness Fair, we try to work out if ghosts are among us and super powers are abused.

This podcast is only one of an infinite number of realities.

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FINDING BIGFOOT?

TOASTED ARPEGGIO PODCAST – VOL.2 – EP7

This week we welcome back serial guest, Craig Moncur and his ridiculously show offy tech set up.

We discuss this episode’s featured movie, the seminal Human Centipede 3. Eric Roberts is given a ridiculous amount of love and the concept of ‘Matrix Shites’ is born. A new bit, TAP Conspiracies is spawned from the hell-fires of of the flat earth theory and Listener Pish leads to talk of nasty threads.

Danny Dyer talks hard as nails aliens and a toilet dwelling Boa Constrictor WILL bite yer bum…

Can I speak to your manager? Was I in Gremlins?